Sold out!

Delighted to say that ‘David and Keiron’ on March 24th is sold out. Thanks to everyone who bought a ticket. I will now begin writing the show.

If you’d like to see something else, there is so much good stuff on you will soon be nostalgic for terrible things. These are all shows I think will be very good (I am in some of these but try not to let that affect your evening):

• Mar 19th: Eleanor Morton, The Old Hairdressers (tickets)
• Mar 20th: Choose Your Own Sketch-Venture, The Tron Theatre (tickets)
• Mar 21st: Ashley Storrie and Anna Devitt, The State Bar (tickets)
• Mar 21st: Nev: Rave, The Halt Bar (free!)
• Mar 21st/Apr 4th: Afterbirth (tickets)
• Mar 22nd: Julia Sutherland: What Is Wrong With Me?, Vespbar (tickets)
• Mar 26th: Zuma and King Rizzler: Bring Some Beef, The Halt Bar (free!)
• Mar 29th: Sarah Cassidy: An Introduction To Twerking, Vespbar (tickets)
• Mar 29th: Julia Sutherland and Funnier Friends, Vespbar (tickets)
• Apr 3rd: Commissioned Comedy, The Tron Theatre (tickets)
• Apr 5th: Davey Connor: Medal of Honour, Blackfriars (tickets)

Those of you ingenious enough to live in London may instead wish to attend the opening night of The Enjoyment Parade, at which I am the resident absentee. Stories and oddness in Crystal Palace, April 2nd, with the human bear-baiter Nicholas Cooke. (details)

What I’m saying is will you just PLEASE GO OUTSIDE